The polls’ gone crazy
They are going south
The people are angry
It’s going to be rough!
He pondered and he pondered
Till his heart missed a
beat
Could both Houses of
Congress
Vote for him to be
impeached!
So Clinton decided to take
a walk
Without security details
Deep in thoughts, he soon
arrived
At the Jefferson’s
Memorial
The late President, Tom
Jefferson
Then gave him some advice
“To be a President of
distinction
You must tell no lie!”
Bill was so embarrassed
He scooted, no, he fled!
To yet another President
Who was just as mad!
For at the Washington
Monument
It was old George who said to him
“Raise no taxes, raise no
taxes
Then you might be redeemed”
Bill ran out into the streets,
In the midst of a summer
gale
And of all places, he
ended up at
The revered Lincoln’s Memorial
He pleaded with Honest Abe
“Please, teach me to set
free
The good people of the USA
From all of their
miseries!
President Lincoln looked
at Bill
First in disgust, then dismay
“For you to free the good people
Please go and watch a play!”
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