(3): BILL CLINTON IN HEAVEN?

Fast forward to 2050

And George W. Bush was dead

Waited patiently for St. Peter

East of the Pearly Gates

Peter beckoned to the old boy

“Come this way, my pal!”

You will know soon enough

Will it be Heaven or Hell!

St. Peter gave him a piece of chalk

And  George was told  to  mark

On each rung of the tall ladder

For each indiscretion of his past!

George was quickly up to three

As he recalled  his college dates

But on four he had to really think

As that might decide his fate

As he was thinking, he heard a cough

The sound of which he knew

He looked up and saw Bill Clinton

Must be in the wrong queue!

Typical of George, he  asked Bill

“What is wrong with you?

Shouldn’t you be climbing up?

That's where you are due!”

Bill smiled and then said

“No time for small talks.

My past was so colorful

I need some more chalks!”