(6): GOLFING WITH THE RABBI...


The Chief Rabbi of Israel

He sent out an invite

To the Pope at the Vatican

A man with insight

It was a challenge in disguise

As an invite to “Golf for Hope”

“Please send your best Cardinal

To  represent the Pope!”

The Cardinals were summoned

But none were any good

The Church will be embarrassed

And that changed the mood

Jack Nicklaus’ name was mentioned

A great golfer, a good Catholic too

“Let us make him a Cardinal

As representative to the Jews!”

So Cardinal Nicklaus was then sent

By the Church he now represents

Off he goes to that Golf for Hope

Now  a Cardinal, he is their man!

The new Cardinal soon came back

To report on the outcome of the match

 He strode in like a champion would

A loser wouldn’t have walk like that!

“My drive was perfect, I hit a hole-in-one!

My slice was magic, my putt really good!

But I am sorry to say that I finally lost,

To that RABBI TIGER WOODS !"