(7): WHO SAVED BILL CLINTON?

Bill Clinton was out for a jog,

Without security, without dog

Pondering affairs of the State

And of course his dinner date

HE smiled, reminded of Monica,

As he started to cross Bethesda

A truck was hurtling at top speed

This is the day his Maker he meets!

Feet glued to the road, Bill prayed

“Save me, God! Or I will be dead!”

As if He heard and so He saved

President Clinton from his fate!

Suddenly, there were 3 big boys

Skateboarding to the real McCoy

With only one thing on their minds

Reaching the President’s behind!

They jumped and they kicked in unison

And the Presidential Rear turned crimson

They rolled safely out of harm’s way

Bill was shaken but managed to say:

 “Young men, by Presidential decree,

A wish is granted; what shall it be?

Anything you wish, anything you want

I am the President; and I owe you one!

“An admission to West Point?” One boy asked

That was granted in a jiffy, such a simple task!

Another chose The Academy, Colorado Spring

The President declared “BOY, YOU ARE IN!”

The third boy looked sad and said nervously

“Bury me at the Arlington National Cemetery!”

The President then asked in a hushed voice!

“Oh my God! I am so sad you made this choice!”

I may not be sick, but I will soon be dead

A life I have saved, but death’s my fate

When dad finds out I saved your life

My head will gonna be blown sky-high!