(8):  JESUS LOVES YOU BUT LOVES GOLF TOO............

It was a quiet day up in Heavens

When things were going slow

And during a much need respite

Jesus saw  the planet’s glow

Looking at the Earth, Jesus reminisced

He had never left Earth, not spiritually,

Physically, they parted ways since AD

Time to visit, just for golf and  tea!

So there He was,  on Pebble Beach

Moses’ caddying, how could He miss?

Have played well the whole back nine

Tee off at the tenth, things will be fine

Then it caught Lord Jesus’ eyes

A plaque with words engraved

“Tiger Woods:  HOLE-IN-ONE”

Time to watch this space!

Jesus swung His best swing yet

And that was when things got wet

The ball headed for the water trap

Now it lays, down at the very depth

Moses the caddy rushed to the scene

Know your bible? What could be seen?

The water parted as the Red Sea did

Just for Moses in his hour of need

So Moses returned with the ball

But Jesus sent it right back in

“The ball has an affinity for water”
 Moses hummed and sing!

The water parted yet again

Moses walked in, no complain

But he pleaded in a hushed tone

“Jesus, You are on Your own!”

Jesus Christ stepped up His game

Oh, No! He is not doing it for fame

But he must beat this Tiger Wood

Teach him to behave and be good!

So Jesus stepped up to the tee

Posturing his swing so tenderly

He hit the ball with all His might

As if in prayers, eyes closed tight

 His eyes then opened, one by one

Nothing! Hey the ball is gone!

The ball was nowhere to be seen

But Moses' laughing gave a hint!

So Jesus walked towards the trap

How will he get the golf ball back?

But if you know your Bible

You should know what's next!

For only He  walks on water

For only He performs miracle 

Golfers started popping by

None believed their own eyes!

Shouted they did, and in unison

"He thinks He is Jesus Christ?

And then Moses, by now composed

Retorted  with nary a dry eye!

He is indeed Jesus Christ

Behold!Jesus is ALIVE!

You must have misunderstood

He thinks He is Tiger Woods!