Not long ago, there was a Prince
Who went by the name "Charles"
Who went by the name "Charles"
He always look very depressed
You could hardly see him smile
You could hardly see him smile
He had a wife named Diana
Who was as beautiful as can be
He blamed her for his depression
But her friends didn't agree
But her friends didn't agree
Off he went to Buckingham Palace
To escape from his domestic woes
But the Queen had gone to the races
But the Queen had gone to the races
And Charles didn't know where to go!
He then decided to take a walk
To get some peace of mind
He took along his mum’s corgis
To help him to unwind
With the six corgis each on a leash
He walked, deep in thoughts
He didn’t know when he'd let go
Of the leashes, oh my God!
But it was already way too late
The six corgis were far ahead
If anything happens to them
The Prince will be dead!
The corgis ran out through the gates
Right on the path of a giant truck
Toot! Toot! And they were flattened
Toot! Toot! And they were flattened
Charles, you are a dead duck!
The man didn’t know what to do
And he didn’t know what to say
He kicked away a coca cola can
And promised to make Diana pay!
Surprise, surprise, a genie appeared!
As genies do in those fairy tales
The Prince reeled in disbelief
Am I dreaming or is this real?
The genie said out loud to him
“Sir, I grant you but one wish
Think of anything you want
Think of anything you need!
"What I want is to save myself
From this shit I landed in!"
From this shit I landed in!"
Pleading in his saddest voice
"Do save me from the Queen!"
"Do save me from the Queen!"
He took the genie to see the dogs
And pointed to their sad remains
"Please bring the corgis back to life
Genie, spare me from the pain!"
The genie looked at the grisly scene
Of blood, furs and pieces of bones
“They used to be your mum’s corgis?”
He asked in a very serious tone.
“There are many things I can do
And many things that I have done
But this task is just impossible
You better go on the run!”
The genie added with a smile
“But your one wish is still intact,
What will it be, my royal master
How about a diamond studded hat?
Charles then got a brainwave
And broke into that rare smile
“I know what I can wish for!
Ha! I knew I ain’t that dull!
You know Camilla Parker Bowles?
She is my woman on the side
Make her as beautiful as Diana
And I will say you are bright!”
The genie’s face turned very green
And he went into a state of shock
Then shaking his head very sadly,
He said “Let’s get back to the dogs!”
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